Nerd Herd by Federation Against Ikari
UNPROUDLY PRESENTS THIS COOL DEMO PACKED AND HACKED IN SWEDEN !!!!! / / / / / / // / / / / / / / / / //// / /// / / / /// /// /// /// OOO SCREW IKARI! - ODINTRO BY EXCELL - THIS COOL DEMO - PACKED AND HACKED IN SWEDEN !!!!! - SCREW IKARI! - A /// OOOH, WE WOULD BE PLEASANT TO SEE YAR FACES WHEN YA SEE THIS ANTI DEMO AGAINST IKARI! // ONLY GOD KNOWS WHEN THE NEXT ONE ARRIVES... /// SPACE, DUMMY! /// /// /// / / / /// /// /// - - B ///// BE NORMAL - HATE IKARI! ///// _/ / / / / / / / / // / / / / / / / / / _ - Y EXCELL: GO TO HELL - Z FLETCH: FUCK OFF - R BE LAME - SWAP WITH IKARI - S YOU ARE DOOMED! - # DROP IKARI AS YOUR CONTACT! - O NIK: WITHOUT A DICK! - T COOL AS ICE - FOOL AS ICE! - O LEARN TO HATE IKARI! - R FREEZE FRAME = IKARI! - K FOREVER DOOMED! - ' HERE IS THE SWEDISH HACKERS AGAINST IKARI! WRITING TO YOU FROM A HOLE IN A LITTLE TOWN IN SWEDEN... - C WE BRING YOU THIS DEMO JUST B'CUZ WE DON'T WAN'T TO SEE IKARI IN THE GREETINGS, OR CRACKING CHARTS AROUND THE WORLD! ALL IDEAS IN THIS DEMO IS (C) IN 1989 BY US! SO, JOIN OUR FEDERATION AGAINST THAT LAMEGROUP! YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN SWEDEN... - D JUST HATE THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE... PRESS SPACE! - . YOU MIGHT THINK... OOOH, SHIT! NOT ANOTHER ANTI DEMO... BUT THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT! - D THIS TIME IT IS AN EXECUTION, FOR REAL!!! - D WHICH IS THAT GROUP, YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF??? - J WELL, IF I SAY THAT THE GROUP IS IKARI, WHAT DO YOU SAY THEN ??? - I ANYWAY, HERE IS SOME OF THE STUFF THAT MAKES US HATE IKARI S - K THEY SAID THEY HAD BORROWED DENMARKS BIGGEST COLLEGE, BUT WHEN WE GOT THERE WE COULD ONLY USE ONE BIG ROOM. ALSO THEY RISED THE ENTRANCE PRICE FROM 30 TO 40 DENISH CROWNES! - E WELL, THEN ABOUT THE COMPETITION... I DIDNOT KNOW WHEN THE DEADLINE WAZ FOR MY GROUPS CONTRIBUTION WAZ, I DIDNOT KNEW IT FOR SURE, UNTIL FLETCH TOLD ME THAT IT WAZ IN 5 MINUTES! - D WELL, THEN WE SHOULD LOOK AT ALL DEMOZ... ALL DEMOZ WITH TURBOLOADERS BUGGED, NOT B CUZ OF THE PROGRAMMER, IT WAZ IKARIS FUCKING COMPUTER... - I THEY TOOK IT FOR A DEMO-BUG, AND NOT A COMPUTER-BUG I SHOULD PREFER AN IKARI-BUG INSTEAD! - C ANYWAY, THEY MAKED SOME ERRORS ON HORIZONS DEMO THEIR ONLY LINKED VERSION , SO THEY HAD TO LINK SOME PARTS AGAIN... - C AFTER WATCHING TRONIX DEMO, THEY JUST THREW THE DEMO OUT ON THE FLOOR, THAT WAZ THEIR ONLY ORIGINAL TOO, SO THAT DISC DISAPPEARED, AND POOR MADMAX HAVE TO LINK ALL THE PARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!!! - G WELL, IN THE JURY, ONLY 10 GUYS WERE INVOLVED... NOT EVERYONE COULD VOTE! - C ONLY GUYS IKARI KNOW WELL, AND WHO THEY CAN TRUST! VOTING ON IKARI - F ONLY DANISH GROUPS IN THE 5 FIRST PLACES... - C IKARI,CHANNEL 42,BONES,CHEYENS,NOISE - C WELL, MORE HAPPENED, BUT IAM TOO LAZY, SO ASK SOMEONE WHO WERE AT THE PARTY, AND YOU CAN HEAR IT ALL... - G USE JOY IN PORT TWO IN ALL DIRECTIONS FOR SCROLLSPEEDS - O JOIN THE CIRCLE AGAINST IKARI - I SINCE SCREWING UP THE PARTY IN DENMARK THEY ARE DOOMED TO DIE - D EXCELL, FLETCH, JUST ICE AND THE REST YOU WILL FIND BURNING IN HELL IF YOU VISIT SATAN SOMETIME ... - G SO JOIN OUR FEDERATION AGAINST IKARI, AND LET THEM DIE A SLOW DEATH... - =S O=CH THE LUST IS FLOATING FROM THAT DEEP WELL INSIDE OF YOU... YOU FEEL A RISING FORCE SOMEWHERE IN THE LOWER PARTS OF YOUR BODDY... OHHH GOOD THIS IS IT AND YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR HAND AWAY FROM IT... OHHH =DOHHH... OO =DO =DO=CH=J =H. A=KH!=E THAT WAS A VERY NICE GIRL=C. MISS RIGHTHAND... SHE DOES IT TO THE HILLS... I SURE LIKE THE WAY SHE DOES IT... IT IS REALY QUITE INTERESTING THE WAY SHE DOES IT TO US ALL... SHE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND... AND I NOW THAT FLETCH (FAT MUMMY) DOES IT WITH HER EVERY DAY... (HE EVEN DID IT ON THE ZARGON/IKARI PARTY, IN THAT SLIMY TOILET)... EXCEL TRIED TO DO IT FOR HIM BUT AFTER SEVERAL TRIES HIS DICK WENT BLODDY... FLETCH HAS AN TO SMALL ASSHOLE... AND HERE CAME JUST ICE TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM... TADA... DO NOT FEAR JUST ICE IS HERE TO MAKE LIFE AS ABNORMAL AS POSSIBLE... AHH LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT IN MY BAG FOR YOU FLETCH... YUPPPIE... I FOUND THE ASS-UNPACKER... LET US TRY AND USE IT... B=COING SPLASF=C. OHHH SHIT WHERE IS FLETCH??? I DON'T NOW BUT THERE SURE WENT DARK AROUND HERE... YUPPP ... OH NO JUST ICE SCREEMED ... WE ARE IN FLETCH ASS... LOOK THERE A BIG DARK THING IS COMMING CLOSER... WHAT THE FUCK... ARRRGH... WHAT SHALL WE DOO MR. ICE COOL... LET US TRY AND REVERSE THE ASS-UNPACKER.. OK ASS YOU SAY ... HEHE... BANG =D!=F OH MR ICE WHERE ARE WE NOW ??? I SEE THE LIGHT... OHH IS IT GOBLIN ... HAHAHAHA.. NOW I THINK I NOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE IN THE HEAVEN I THINK THE POWER KILLED US... MIGHT BE SOO... LET US GO INTO THE LIGHT ... WELL, OK !!! AND NOW THE STORY ABOUT POOR JUST ICE AND EXCEL WHO DIED IN FLETCH ASSHOLE WILL BE CONTINUED SOME OTHER=C. NOW SOME RAD GREETINGS TO OUR COOLEST FRIENDS ... ILARI, HURAZON, TRAID, ABNURMOL, PORRAGON, SLAPE, LIUGHT, AGLIGE, LAVEL 66, FLAXIBLO, ALBLAMA, FAGLUGHT, CARZY, DOWNFRONT, BUNAS, TRYANGLI, CLONTAX, SPANCH, ZARAGLON, TRENCHCOM, ACTON, FUTURA, SUPALIERS, BRYTELAMERS, FAGISH GULD, PHOLANX, PLASH, 10/01=C. AND THE COLEST GUYS... 80001 CT, SLARK, MUSTERMAND, BOOGDER, JUST LICE, FLATCH, IXCAL, TATOO, GOBLAND, DR SOOL - SPATFIRTE, LOCKY, ZETEHA, FLAXA, LAZZY, ELRYCK, SUE NELLEN, RUNKA, GRANEL, ILJUN, EUZLERA, BUB, OLD AGE, FLECH, LORES, ZAGEORA, NOP, SLOW, ERROR, 250, NOMORE, WHY, SLEEP, OH, SHIT, ADKLASD... OK ENOUGH SHIT IN THIS PART NOW TAKE A REST AND FACE THE PARTY GOING ON =C. THIS MASTERPICE OF SHIT CODE WAS PREFORMED BY THE ELECTRONIC DUO... JUST WATCH THE STEPS YOU ARE TAKING AND READ THE MESSAGES TO THE VERY END WICH YOU JUST RECIVE AT THIS POINT OF READING. BUT LIFE IS HARD WHEREVER YOU ARE AND WHOEVER YOU ARE=C.=G /THE ELECTRONIC DUO...=X -